Peter NZ

The author has had a long standing relationship with ulcerative colitis and enjoys reading and long walks on the beach. It has been commented that the author has the body and mind of a cat.

Any Ideas on How to Treat a Sore Arse After J Pounch Reconnection?

So here we are. Bad colitis 8 years. Colon removed emergency surgery February and on the bag. Rectum removed and J pouch created in August. Reconnected about a month ago….. …and my arse is sore. Like paper cuts with Satan gleefully squirting lemon juice. Even just rinsing with warm water is excruciating. I started out strong after the reconnection. No problems at all and was… Read More »Any Ideas on How to Treat a Sore Arse After J Pounch Reconnection?

Omlette Squomlet – A Great Ulcerative Colitis Person’s Meal

Omlette squomlet – gluten-free vegetarian (Serves 2) Aim: To create a charming and refreshing egg dish, slightly promiscuous, with plenty of body. Materials: A cast iron frying pan (no melty burny handle) Some free range eggs (allow 3-4 per person) A free range onion Some small ripe tomatoes Some mushrooms Some (real) cheese Anything else you like Some butter and olive oil Salt and pepper… Read More »Omlette Squomlet – A Great Ulcerative Colitis Person’s Meal

SEX and UC

Now that I have your attention… On a dark and lonely highway known as “Devil’s Backbone Road” a man clenches uncomfortably and tries to fart without shitting his pants. He thinks there may already be some leakage but be can’t sure and keeps on riding anyway. Only another 50 k’s to go…what the f*** were we drinking last night? Well that fella was me 5… Read More »SEX and UC